I’m sure there’s a ton of hyperbole involved here, but not that much. In continuing my apparent theme of bringing you the worst, I present the latest epic from the visionary mind of Dolph “I Was Totally in Johnny Mnemonic” Lundgren. Thanks to Filip for the tip.
It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just utterly boring and nigh unwatchable. If someone didn’t get stabbed with a guitar around the two minute mark I might have started breaking something. And then breaking a lot more somethings.
For a much better example of how to do a trailer the wrong way and still end up being tremendously entertaining, I present SHARK IN VENICE!